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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ''crocodile?''
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L''
TEACHER: No, that''s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how "I" spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it''s H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn''t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I''m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ''I.''
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, ''I am.''
MILLIE: All right... ''I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.''

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father''s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn''t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don''t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, Sir. It''s the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
 

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